When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
mrgoldendeal: hey-fuckem-all: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Best of Autocorrect
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That wonderful feeling when you hit the bed
jaebirdislove: lolinternets: When your body is aching gpoy ^
Twas the opening day of the Santa Barbara H&M I am exhausted. There was a line about a block long, a dj for the store, food servers offering drinks and delicacies to the customers, etc. I am dog-dead tired. But it was a good day, two thumbs up. I like the people I work with, and feel fancy since it is a well put together company and is located downtown.
That awkward moment when you're playing hide and...
“READY OR NOT HERE I COME!”
What Mortal Kombat characters do in their spare...